the future, today!

you will not regret pressing play.

my grandpa.

the disneyland memorial orgy, as drawn by WALLY WOOD

the nietzsche family circus!

i know i’m late on this one but this is pretty great.

Song - There’s Been a Murder.

Album - Nick Maynard Presents… The Future! Volume Two: The Past!

Description - Sheriff Sarah Carson races to the scene of a murder where she tragically discovers that the victim is the same Catholic priest that raised her. She vows to avenge his death.

I wish I knew how to record/mix better because I couldn’t totally make this sound like I wanted it to. Overall though, I’m really happy with my progress so far.

“Father Edward Anderson, the closest thing I had to a friend. His brains were blown out on the floor. In my life, I loved him more than anyone else I had known and now here I’m left all alone. I swear to God I will avenge the tragic death of my good friend.”

Song - Fuck My Life.

Album - Nick Maynard Presents… The Future! Volume Two: The Past!

Description - This song introduces the second main character of ‘The Past’, a hitman for the space mafia. He attempts to leave his bloody life behind him and is successful for a period of time, during which he gets married and raises a family.

His life falls apart when his wife and children are tragically murdered. Left with no options, he turns to the only people he knows can help: the space mafia. He’ll do their bidding and in exchange they promise they’ll use their resources to create clones of his deceased family.

“God, take me now. I’ve got nothing left now that you’ve taken away my wife, my son, my daughter. I dream every day of ending it.”

…and he wants to do it because of OBAMA.

this is my attempt to make up for the fact that tumblr doesn’t let you comment on posts. if i’d like to comment on something, i’ll reblog it HERE and do so. thus, my tumblr doesn’t get all cluttered up and i can comment to my heart’s desire.

(via deepdownsouth)

yo dan.

comicbooks:

Kick-Ass posters premiere at IGN (click above to make big)

i am drooling. guh, this is going to be great.